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Joke of the Day
"At my age, my biggest fantasy is to sleep through the night without having to pee every two hours."
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"NASA confirmed that, in the end of the afternoon of day 21, the skies are going to be very dark. It's a phenomenon called ""Night""."
"Why is it possible for a door to be made out of kittens? Because they are a-door-able."
"""Boint, B-U-R-N-T, boint."" - mafia spelling bee."
"What do you call two homeless men hitting each other with cardboard? Pillow fight"
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