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Joke of the Day

"Your momma is so fat... Your momma is so fat, her picture wouldn't upload to the Internet."

"Why doesn't the KKK like Halloween? Too many spooks."

"My dad always warned me about anal sex He said son this is gonna hurt"

"I like my women like I like my coffee Ground up and in the Freezer"

"If I died & went straight to hell it would probably take me 2 or 3 weeks before I realized I wasn't at work anymore."

"So many haunted ""mansions."" Sad how this country is killing the middle class ghost."

"""Paper or plastic?"" Sorry i have a boyfriend ""Thats cool, but how should i bag your grocer-"" I think we should just be friends"

"Why did the sperm cross the road? Because you put on the wrong sock this morning."

"I may not have as many Oscars as Leo anymore but... I've still got as many Tour De France wins as Lance Armstrong."

"Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? He's all right now"