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Joke of the Day

"I recently got a rescue dog, but I'm not real happy with him. When I got lost while hiking, he was no help at all."

"What exactly is dissassociative identity disorder? I've heard of it but don't know what it means?"

"How many fishermen does it take to change a light bulb? One but you should have seen the bulb it must have been THIS big."

"My dick is good at math. What I'm trying to say is that it's the small things that count."

"How did I get out of Afghanistan? Iran."

"I hosted a debate between ""Safe Space"" advocates and critics The safe space advocates didn't show up and called for my resignation."

"What do you call an Isis execution recorder A daesh cam"

"What's the difference between a feminist and a vagina? Nothing. They are both cunts!"

"I'm surprised Trump ran as a Republican I thought he was running as a joke"

"Why will no one watch the Olympic games this year only old men will be competing"