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Joke of the Day
"Twat did you say? I cunt hear you. Iv got an ear infucktion. Better assk again."
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"Did you hear about the man who got his entire left side cut off? Don't worry, he's allright now."
"What do you call a 100 spiders on a tyre ? A spinning wheel !"
"WHY *smack* DON'T *smack* YOU *smack* JUST *smack* USE *smack* THE *smack* RETWEET *smack* BUTTON?"
"What does the neckbeard say when asked what he did last weekend? ""M'laundry."""
"Why can't you hear a pterodactyl urinate? Because of its silent P."
"If I see someone stumble, catch themselves, & madly start looking about to see if anyone saw, I always make sure I make direct eye contact."
"[Request] Aboriginal jokes"
"The kidnapper rang and said ""10,000 and you get your wife back"" ""Negotiate with him!"" advised the policeman ""20,000 and she's all yours"""
"What's Justin Bieber's favorite make of car? Voltz-swaggin. I thought of this myself and I am so, so sorry."