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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a stoner working at a repair shop? High maintenance"
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"Boy, are you a salad? Because I don't want you."
"What kind of bears don't have teeth? Gummi bears. ;)"
"Marriage is like Comcast. Frustrating as hell and once a month you get screwed."
"If our body is made of cells, what's a picture made of? Pixels."
"At first, I wanted nothing to do with this election... ...but now I've got a Bone to pick."
"A restaurant patron complained about the limited dessert selection, and an Irish man turned his head to respond. What was the complaint? **Flan AGAIN?!**"
"Why are cemeteries surrounded with walls? Because people are dying to get in there."
"What did the HS principal say when he accidentally got a math substitute to fill in for a chemistry teacher? Whoops, wrong sub."
"What do you call a cow with three legs? Lean beef. What do you call a cow with one leg? Steak. What do you call a cow with two legs? Your mom."