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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a cow with three legs? Lean beef. What do you call a cow with one leg? Steak. What do you call a cow with two legs? Your mom."

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"You get home from work early. You walk into the kitchen and your dog is peeling a potato. Startled, she yells ""IT'S JUST A POTATO!"" #ambien"
"My brother's a professional boxer. Heavyweight ? No featherweight. He tickles his opponents to death !"
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