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Joke of the Day
"At first, I wanted nothing to do with this election... ...but now I've got a Bone to pick."
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"Why Didn't* the Chicken Cross the Road? Because he was too chicken! Sorry."
"A redditor walks outside."
"Why did the rooster cross the road? To prove he wasn't a chicken!"
"What's the difference between jam and marmalade.... You can't marmalade your cock, up a girls' ass!"
"A gentleman is . . . ...a man who gets out of the shower to take a pee"
"Two medical students are about to witness an autopsy for the first time... One asks the other, ""What do you think it'll be like?"" The other student shrugs and says, ""Remains to be seen""."
"Computer: Do you trust this device? Me: Why? Is there something you're not telling me?"
"Q: What is the difference between a violin and a viola? A: A viola burns longer."
"I heard... ...terrorists are shouting ""allahu akbar!"" just out of habit while plugging their Samsung phones."