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Joke of the Day
"At first, I wanted nothing to do with this election... ...but now I've got a Bone to pick."
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"A redditor got a girlfriend"
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"what type of jeans does Mario wear? denim denim denim"
"I'm going to use a bomb to break into Fort Knox. EDIT: Wow this blew up! Thanks for the gold!"
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"If I say I love you, don't read too much into it. I just told this cheesecake that I love it, too."
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