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Joke of the Day

"Do you know why Eskimos always do their laundry in tide? Because it's too cold out-tide!"

"chuck norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky."

"How's it going? ""I'm so glad you asked, really need to talk to someone right now"" You're supposed to say 'fine' & ask how I am. Bye."

"A bee is willing to end it's own life just to cause you a tiny amount of pain. I can relate to that level of pettiness."

"Where did George Washington keep his armies? In his sleevies."

"Why did the kitchen cross the road? Because there was a woman on the other side."

"What do baby pythons play with? Rattle-snakes."

"I work with a guy named Rick. I'm pretty sure he spells his name with a silent ""P."""

"Wow, this article looks awesome.*clicks link**finds out it's a slideshow**throws computer out the window*"

"The hardest part of Hypochondriacs Anonymous is admitting you don't have a problem."