126879

Joke of the Day

"Just saw you on the beach and think you might look better in something that covers you a bit more. Like your car."

"A gay deer walks into a bar After a long night he comes stumbling out and says, ""I can't believe I just blew 50 bucks in there"""

"It's better to have loved and lost than be eaten by a bear."

"To impress the guys I told them I was dating an artist. I didn't tell them her preferred medium was sandwiches."

"Why did the number one go to jail? 187"

"The hotel has a live band and my favourite song is ""We're going for a break now, we'll be back later"""

"How do you catch a steroidal fish? With A-Rod."

"What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad away."

"Fred Durst is starting a lawn care company. It's called Rake Stuff."

"My four levels of drunk: 1. Bouncy 2. Slide-y 3. Slurry 4. Turtle stuck on its back"