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Joke of the Day

"Sexy is when a woman is hot enough to flaunt it but chooses not to."

"Being popular on twitter is like being the keynote speaker at a Dementia Convention. No one remembers you the next day."

"What do u call an ethopian with a slice of cheese on his head? A quarter pounder with cheese."

"Why didn't the piece of paper move out of the way when a car came speeding towards it? Because it was stationary."

"Teach a man joke Light a fire for a man, and he is warm for the night. Set a man on fire, and he is warm for the rest of his life."

"Women these days.....some of their eyebrows looks like they are sponsored by NIKE."

"My girlfriend said I was a pedophile.... I told her ""that's an awful big word for a 9 year old""."

"I have recently been saving up for a sex change I don't care what my wife thinks, she is going to have it"

"If you like interracial porn... ...you'll love the next 4 years. Minorities are going to be fucked constantly by an old white man."

"What do you call a slutty dinosaur? A tricerathot"