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Joke of the Day
"What do u call an ethopian with a slice of cheese on his head? A quarter pounder with cheese."
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"Foreigners suck... They blatantly disregard the ""i before e except after c"" rule."
"What would martin luther king be if he was white? Alive."
"How can you help a starving cannibal? Give him a helping hand."
"This morning I waved to the garbage men and smiled at coworkers in the elevator and now I'm pretty sure my wife is drugging my coffee."
"Satoru Iwata is in a much better place... ... he's with Nintendo."
"What do bulls do math with? A cow-culator! (Cue groans)"
"I believe I can flyyy. I believe I can touch the skyyy. I believe I was mistaaaken. I believe I'm faaalling. I believe I'm gonna diiiie."
"""Knock knock."" ""Who is there?"" ""The pilot, open this damn door"""
"What did ataturk's Father Say to him when he did well? Adda-Turk"