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Joke of the Day
"My girlfriend said I was a pedophile.... I told her ""that's an awful big word for a 9 year old""."
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"Why doesn't the Easter Bunny make noise when he has sex? Because he has Cottonballs"
"Why did the fork go to the party? It wanted to have a good tine."
"Why are redneck crimes so hard to solve... Because everyone has the same DNA and there are no dental records. . . . . Not original, I heard it on satellite radio yesterday."
"I read that 1 in 5 women suffer from mental illness so I guess that means the other 4 must enjoy it."
"The signature dish of a restaurant called the Twisted Rooster: Mobius Chicken Strips."
"Saw a girl with 12 nipples today. Sounds crazy, dozen tit?"
"Why don't we wait for life on other planets to find us? Why do we have to do all the work?"
"What happened when the monster stole a bottle of perfume? He was convicted of fragrancy."
"Why do redditors hate the robot NASA sent to Mars? Because Curiosity killed the cat!"