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Joke of the Day

"Teach a man joke Light a fire for a man, and he is warm for the night. Set a man on fire, and he is warm for the rest of his life."

"Nowadays, French fries are made from potatoes. What did they used to be made from before the 1960s? Potatoes"

"What's worse than missing your bus in the morning The Holocaust"

"What did the cannibal comedian say as he battled through his steak dinner? Tough crowd."

"What did the scientists say when they found bones on the moon? the cow didn't make it."

"Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day.... Let him out of your basement and he can go back to his family."

"The soul weighs 21 grams. We know this because the Jurassic World film reels are 21 grams lighter than Jurassic Park"

"Why are the Irish so rich? Their capital is always Dublin. Hehe"

"Lesbian dinasour What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalotapuss"

"""You're stepping on all the cracks, but you don't have to worry about it because your mother's dead"" - my seven-year-old to me this morning"