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Joke of the Day
"Winning the lottery is a 50/50 chance You either win..... Or you don't"
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"Why did Anne Sullivan decide on ""water ""for Helen Keller's first word? It was a test she could pass."
"Did you hear about the guy that farted in church? He had to sit in his own pew."
"Ladies, the next time a guy has the courage to talk to you, remember he's not wearing makeup. Also, remember what you look like without it."
"I'm curious about the French flag. When did they add the blue and red stripes?"
"Prostitute+McDonalds Going to Mc'Donalds for a salad is like going to a prostitute for a hug."
"Me: Do you want a burger or a hot dog? Her: Neither. I'm vegan. Me: Feel free to eat as much grass as you want."
"Fire engines are painted red for camouflage, so they can sneak up on fires without being noticed"
"If you're starting a sentence with ""not to sound like a bitch,"" guess what you're going to sound like."
"Why are there only 49 Miss Black America contestants? ..Because none of them want to be Miss. Idaho"