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Joke of the Day

"Yo mama so hairy Bigfoot is taking her picture!"

"Riding up in the elevator with a bunch of children. So much screaming & crying. You'd think one of them would ask me what the hell's wrong."

"what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? gang rape"

"Q: What should you do if windows crashes cost you a lot of money? A: You should bill Gates."

"An atheist, a vegan and a crossfitter walk into a bar. I only know because they told everyone within 2 minutes."

"I wonder what kids today are going to tell their kids. Yeah. it was rough back then. I didn't get a smartphone til 4th grade and sometimes the wifi didn't work upstairs.'"

"My brother shit himself.... my mom said holy shit"

"The lottery gives you a 1 in 200 million chance of not going to work tomorrow. Tequila gives you a 1 in 3 chance."

"How many male chauvinists does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Let the bitch wash the dishes in the dark."

"How would you call Hitler if he was a musician ? DJ Nocide."