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Joke of the Day
"I wrote a theatrical performance on puns Really, it was just a play on words."
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"My friend just told me this joke: ""Knock knock."" ""Who's there?"" ""Chicken"" ""Chicken who?"" ""TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!"""
"Did you know Helen Keller had a very pretty dollhouse? Neither did she."
"How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? When she starts her sentence with, ""A man once told me..."""
"When complaining of a stomach ache, you don't really need to point to it or pat it gently. People pretty much know where the stomach is."
"Chinese food to go: $16.84. Gas to go get it: $1.62. Getting home and realizing they forgot one of your containers: Riceless."
"If you could own the entirety of Bill Gates' fortune or solve world hunger,... what color would your Lamborghini be?"
"Swear words Faggot shit fuck dick nigger slut ass pussy cunt damn whitey"
"There's nothing sadder than a bald eagle with a combover"
"Me: If I have $45 and your mother has $15, how much money does your mom have? 6yo: $60 Me: That's correct, son."