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Joke of the Day

"If you could own the entirety of Bill Gates' fortune or solve world hunger,... what color would your Lamborghini be?"

"""Church of England Formally Approves Female Bishops"". Congratulations British women! You can now move diagonally!"

"That's weird, my waitress stopped flirting after I paid the bill..."

"Why did the can crusher quit his job? It was soda pressing."

"You know who probably has a lot of money? Bill Cosby's drug dealer...."

"What happened after Hitler dyed his hair blonde? He became a Super Aryian."

"I freaked out my mailman today when I came to the door completely naked. I'm not sure what shocked him more, my naked body, or the fact that I knew where he lived."

"You might have heard about the Chevy Camaro IROC, but do you know what IROC stands for? Italian retard out cruising."

"Why did the farmer use a steam roller? He wanted to grow mashed potatoes."

"Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee... ...go to bed at 3 AM as if you did not have to get up at 7."