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Joke of the Day
"Did you know Helen Keller had a very pretty dollhouse? Neither did she."
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"What is your name? Hugh Mungus"
"It was Christmastime, and everyone was feeling merry.. ..so she went home. ---- I know it works better when spoken. My grandpa used to say this line every Christmas. RIP Tata, you made reddit."
"When I grow up I want to be a kid."
"Why does Arnold Schwarzenegger kill all the bugs at his ex girlfriend's house? He's her ex-terminator"
"What does the quantum duck say? Quark Quark"
"Vampires, if I want to be jabbed with a body part, teeth are not my 1st choice. Also, I have plenty of holes. No need to make new ones."
"I think I might be a nihilist... not that it matters..."
"I tried to make a movement supporting lossy music compression... but I got a lot of FLAC."
"Barista: name? Benedict Cumberbatch: Benedict Cumberbatch Barista [writes ""Benedict Cumberbatch""] Benedict Cumberbatch: holy shit"