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Joke of the Day

"What separates humans and animals? The Mediterranean sea."

"Used parachute for sale. Only used once, never been opened."

"How do you surprise Helen Keller? Leave a plunger in the toilet."

"I have this idea tell me what you think? I say that we start the NBDBL (National blind dodge ball league) and then televise it. What are your thoughts on this?"

"Did you know Garfield the cat used to be a hip hop artist? Word is he used to rap with OdieB"

"School is like a boner It's long and hard unless you're asian."

"I don't mind showing up to work But this 8 hour wait to go home is bullshit."

"What do they tell Soviet children who want to achieve their dreams? Shoot for the Tsars."

"Funny how arguing works. We're all ""You clearly disagree with me, so I will now repeat my point with steadily increasing levels of volume"""

"If attacked by a pack of clowns.... Go for the juggler."