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Joke of the Day
"I don't mind showing up to work But this 8 hour wait to go home is bullshit."
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"What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in"
"LPT: If your phone gets wet, leave it in some rice to fix it. The rice will attract Asians who come and fix your phone. You're welcome."
"What do you say to a cat eating your poop? Scat Cat! (credit goes to RuPaul)"
"Why Donald Trump will win the primary but loose the general election? He can push through the Bushes but cannot climb a **Hill**ary."
"A Jew Gesundheit"
"Everyone makes fun of North Korea's military Personally, I'm amazed and terrified. Just imagine what they would accomplish if they opened their eyes."
"Q: Why didn't Intel call the Pentium the 586? A: Because they added 486 and 100 on the first Pentium and got 585.999983605."
"Patchouli Why do hippies wear patchouli? So blind people can hate hippies too"
"What did the dog say to the pig? ""You are such a bore."""