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Joke of the Day
"Used parachute for sale. Only used once, never been opened."
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"Look , it's either maybe, or maybe not. There's no middle ground."
"When you play Monopoly with Chuck Norris, you do not pass go, and you do not collect two hundred dollars. You will be lucky if you make it out alive."
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"What does it take to break a Nokia phone? Microsoft."
"So a jew, a Muslim, and a Christian walk into a bar... And the bartender says, ""what is this, some kind of joke?"""
"I'm not good at many things. But incest is where I come into my own."
"What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my basement."
"God: So I was, all, what if there was a fish made of jelly? Like, jelly but alive and in the sea? LOL [angels look nervously at one another]"
"Finally found a way to use egregious in a sentence that has nothing to do with it's meaning"