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Joke of the Day
"Used parachute for sale. Only used once, never been opened."
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"I went running today but came back after 5 minutes because I forgot something I forgot that I'm fat and can't run for more than 5 minutes."
"You know what's the difference between a housewife and a politician? The housewife thinks about doing her taxes while having sex. The politician thinks about having sex while spending your taxes."
"Dammit, stop summoning me to fight global warming! I'll believe it when the remaining 3% of scientists believe it! -Republican Capt. Planet"
"What are pedophile's favorite shoes? Vans"
"Sexually active I was sexually active at 12....its now 12.14am and my hand is fuckin killing me."
"Why should you never shout at a pirate? Because it hurts their buccaneers. (Sorry it's lame, I just made it up)"
"Jewish Pizza What is the difference between a jew and a Pizza? The pizza does not scream when you put it in a oven."
"What About Having Viagra Jelly Dessert? http://rx-drugsmart.co/product/Viagra+Jelly.html"
"I once called my teacher mom I was home schooled"