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Joke of the Day

"I have this idea tell me what you think? I say that we start the NBDBL (National blind dodge ball league) and then televise it. What are your thoughts on this?"

"What do you call a women with 1 leg? ilene"

"I sprayed a mosquito with mosquito repellent. Might not kill him but he'll never have any friends."

"1 and 2 dogs name you'r dogs 1 and 2.You eat One. You still have two."

"What's the worst part about eating vegetables? Swallowing the wheelchair."

"What is a pedophile's favorite type of shoes? White Vans"

"Why are only 2% of blondes touch-typists? The rest are hunt'n peckers."

"Where do Mormon deer call home? Salt Lick City"

"""This place needs to be sticky, wall to wall."" -Every 2 year old with a Popsicle."

"Funny unknown historical fact: Pharoahs were burried with their hands crossed their chest because it was a historical belief there would be countless water slides in the after life."