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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a lesbian Dinosaur? A lickalotapuss What do you call a gay dinosaur? A megasaurass"

"When I'm pushing the twins in the pram and someone asks me if they're mine I say 'no, they're for my collection' and run as fast as I can"

"A man went to a meeting for premature ejaculators but when he arrived there was no one there, he'd come too early."

"Nothing more American than getting on an airport's ""moving walkway"" and standing still as it slowly carries you to a Cinnabon."

"I went on a date with a girl from an online dating website... ... I was worried she'd be fatter than she looked in her pictures. Turns out he wasn't."

"One a scale of keystone light to jaeger how drunk are you sir? PANCAKE ok I need you to step out of the car"

"Why did the turkey cross the road? Because he's in my belly and he has to go where ever I go from now on..."

"I hate to call it ""one night stands."" I prefer ""auditions."""

"Did you hear about the man that threw a mineral at the cops? The police said it was a salt."

"A Jewish man gets hit by a car... in the back of the ambulance on the way to the hospital the paramedic asks ""are you comfortable?"" the Jewish man shrugs. ""I make a living."""