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Joke of the Day

"How were you conceived? Daddy came on his shoe and kicked mommy in the ass. Or Daddy came on the wall and mommy ran against the wall."

"My husband has been missing for a week, the police say to prepare for the worst... So I went to the thrift store & got all his clothes back!"

"Have you heard of McDonald's new Obama Value Meal? Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it."

"How did Dairy Queen wind up pregnant? Burger King didn't wrap his Whopper"

"What was the name of Gorilla's girlfriend Go-rilla"

"Barbie comes with GI Joe She only fakes it with Ken. Saw plenty of pregnant Barbie jokes in this sub-reddit, but not this one."

"horsing around I asked my girlfriend if she wanted to go into the bedroom and horse around, she said nay. I guess she just wasn't in the mood."

"A friend is like a book: you don't need to read all of them, just pick the best ones."

"If you insist on sending me pics of your boobs please at least be a female!!"

"there is something good about pedophiles... ...they make a kick-ass cocoa!"