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Joke of the Day

"I wanted to get my sex change reversed from a woman back to being a man... ...but I didn't have the balls to go through with it."

"I've never been to Pilates but I have tried to change clothes in the car."

"Sharing your faith on Facebook is like sharing a fart in a elevator. It might feel nice to come out but no one really wants to hear it."

"I'm telling you to go to hell because I'm poor. If I was rich I would kill you."

"How do you keep black people out of your business? Put up a ""Now Hiring"" sign."

"At this point, a phone book is just a list of people who recently died in their homes before cancelling their landline."

"How many Reddit mods does it take to change a lightbulb?[FIXED] [removed]"

"I remember when going viral meant having to tell several people they better get tested."

"How does the rabbi make his tea? He-brews it"

"Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks."