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Joke of the Day

"Sharing your faith on Facebook is like sharing a fart in a elevator. It might feel nice to come out but no one really wants to hear it."

"What does one llama say to the other llama before the smoke some weed? Alpaca bowl!!!"

"""I ~don't own~ a TV."" *Binge-views 8 hours of Netflix in bed.*"

"I can't picture myself getting a tattoo I'll get married and have children, but a tattoo is just so permanent"

"Should have never gave my cat a lemon, now heis walking around like a sour puss."

"Why is a creative writing workshop the first step when training to become a firefighter? Prose before Hose"

"Why does snoop dog carry an umbrella? Fo drizzle."

"I met a Buffalo Sabers fan once."

"My math teacher called me average. How mean!"

"Have you heard about the new Scientologist car? It's got cruise control..."