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Joke of the Day
"I'm terrified of elevators I take steps to avoid them"
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"Why did the sperm cross the road..? I accidentally put on the wrong sock today...."
"Why is NTFS healthy? Because it's FAT free."
"What did the veggies say, as they sat down for supper? ""Lettuce, pray."""
"My wife & I got into a big fight bc she says I'm always exaggerating. I was so mad I stormed off & tripped over my dick."
"How many ants does it take to fill an apartment? Tenants."
"Why did the white girl die of alkalosis? Because she was too basic"
"What do you call a mound of dirt that is uneducated? A Hillbilly"
"I tried to hang myself with a bungee chord. I kept almost dying"
"My dog used to chase people on a bike all the time It got so bad I had to take his bike away."