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Joke of the Day
"My dog used to chase people on a bike all the time It got so bad I had to take his bike away."
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"I'm not necessarily saying that I am or am not a super hero, but I do occasionally stand with my hands on my hips."
"Your mummy joke Your mummers so fat when she put on a beqeny everyone screams Godzilla"
"If you get nervous at a nude beach, just imagine everyone in their underwear."
"Candy cigarettes are a gateway drug to rock candy."
"When I was growing up I never knew what I wanted to be, now that I'm older I know that it's younger."
"What has walls, but no corners, and an opening, but is not a room? A vagina. Lol, top kek."
"How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? TEN TICKLES!!"
"What do you call a sleepwalking Nun? A Roamin' Catholic!"
"What kind of bug wants to buy lawn turf? A gras shopper."