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Joke of the Day
"Why did the sperm cross the road..? I accidentally put on the wrong sock today...."
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"Thank you automatic ice dispenser. I was hoping to get either 2 or 675 ice cubes."
"Why don't the Borg procreate naturally? Because they prefer artificial assimilation."
"British seasons: Spring: Two months Summer: Eight minutes Autumn: Three weeks Winter: Seven years"
"I just want free gold. But what would i use it for teehee"
"What if gravity...was invented by the vacuum industry so there was always shit on the floor to clean up. Just hear me out tho."
"What's the difference between erotic and kinky? It's erotic if you use a feather, but it's kinky if you use the whole chicken!"
"A ham sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer. Bartender says, Sorry we don't serve food here."
"What's Batman's least favourite album? A Night at the Opera."
"She got a big booty so I call her Ashley because that's her real name and I don't objectify women."