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Joke of the Day
"What did the veggies say, as they sat down for supper? ""Lettuce, pray."""
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"Some people you know were dropped on their heads as babies. Some were clearly thrown in the air, hit the ceiling fan, bounced off the wall & fell out the window."
"Forget ""once you go black you never go back"" I say ""For that special occasion go caucasian"""
"Dont look at my username. You looked, dint you? Dint I tell you not to? Dont you have any control? ANY control? You stoopid?.... Get it?"
"Why did my wife cross the road? To go back into the first clothes shop we went into two hours ago."
"I don't understand why subway has to train their employees. We do that for them everytime we order & tell them EXACTLY how to make a sub."
"My boss was honest with me today as we walked into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family."
"A constipated man walks into the doctors office. The doctor tells him he's full of shit."
"My 5th grade teacher said my life would never be worth anything but my wife paid a homeless man $3 to kill me so suck it Mrs. Jacobsen"
"What do you call a North Korean Gorilla? King Kong Un (From my younger brother)."