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Joke of the Day

"(Me giving a Rorschach test) What do you see? Patient: A house and Me: Wrong it's Batman. Ok this one? Patient: I se Me: Nope. Batman again."

"What is Josh Duggar's second favorite dating website after Ashley-Madison? Ancestry.com"

"There's an age where being drunk becomes pathetic but if you hang in there somewhere around 70 it becomes cool again."

"What's the difference between a tribe of clever pygmies and a girls' track team? One is a group of cunning runts."

"What's the difference between a bumble bee and someone with allergies? One is a pollinator. The other is a pollen-hater."

"Na Fa Fo Na Na Fo Fo -Sassy black girl giving me her digits."

"Statue of Liberty How do you know the Statue of Liberty isn't French? It doesn't have both arms raised. And yes I know the French manufactured the Statue of Liberty and gave it to the United States"

"A guy walks into a bar and says, ""I'm going to shoot whoever slept with my wife""! A man shouts from the back, ""You don't got enough bullets, bud""!"

"Why do Chinese tourists get disappointed when they visit America? Because when they buy souvenirs they find out they were made in China."

"I won't undo a retweet in case someone finds it offensive. I just knit them onto pillows and give them as Christmas gifts."