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Joke of the Day
"What is M. Night Shamalan's favorite game? Twister."
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"TIFU: By calling a passing play when I should have run the ball. Beast mode rules!"
"I bet women's trust issues with men started with a weatherman."
"This motel room smells like despair. Or is that my deodorant? The tuna sandwich, maybe. This hooker? My jeans? I bet it's my jeans."
"How do you kill a clown? DING DONG. Someone got the joke."
"What did one saggy boob say to the other? We better perk up or somebody is going to think were nuts."
"A Dumb blonde is pulled over by a cop... He says: You were going 95km/h. The dumb blonde responds: but I haven't been driving for an hour."
"Why are Jewish men circumcised? Jewish women won't touch anything that isn't 10% off."
"All we want is to get laid and for no one to touch our cell phones."
"Woman of my dreams My wife asked this morning, ""How come you don't wake up with an erection?"" I replied, ""Because you're the woman of my dreams."""