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Joke of the Day

"i like languages that pronounce all the letters in their spellings. no secrets, just each word an open faced sandwich"

"What do you call a scale that always resets itself to zero? Tareable"

"Whats the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean? I wouldn't pay $100 to have a garbanzo bean on my face."

"Why did the protester cross the road? To get to the Occupy! EDIT: To get to the other side/Occupy?"

"Why can't astronauts eat popsicles? In space, no one can hear the ice cream truck."

"If Donald Trump named his scrotum would it be called Goldman Sachs?"

"[Jaden Smith at aquarium] ""...any questions?"" Do Crabs Think Fish Can Fly? ""No"" What If Our Air Is Just Bird Water? ""Huh"" How Can Birds Be R"

"668 The neighbour of the beast."

"Where do you hide after killing a black person? behind a badge"

"What is the hardest part about eating a vegetable? The wheelchair."