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Joke of the Day
"Why can't astronauts eat popsicles? In space, no one can hear the ice cream truck."
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"Yo mama's so fat she fell out of bed and caused the Great Depression. I'm so sorry for posting a Yo Mama."
"What do you call a hotel special that lets policemen stay for two nights for the price of one? CuNO3!"
"Bacon eggs and toast walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says ""sorry we don't serve breakfast here"""
"Why did the guitarist get arrested? For fingering A Minor"
"Are we stopping for ALL pedestrians now? I can understand kids & the elderly. But everyone else should be able to dodge cars."
"My ""go to"" zoo joke I tell this to my wife and kids every time we go to a zoo... Q. What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? A. Elephino"
"I treasure my watch. This is my grandfather, who sold it to me on his deathbed."
"""Why do people get plastic surgery? Why can't you just admit that it's over? Stop trying to look fuckable in your 50's."" @MaleHonesty86"
"I wonder if they got jokes in Russia about ""capitalistic America""... In capitalistic America, bank robs you!"