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Joke of the Day
"If Donald Trump named his scrotum would it be called Goldman Sachs?"
Next Joke
"What's the square root of 69? 8 something."
"My strange fetish is smoke detectors When they go off it gets hot in here."
"Eat local. Your neighbor's food."
"Who's the fattest knight at the king's table? circumference"
"Did you hear about the Pirate suffering from scurvy? His attempts to cure it were *fruitless*."
"How do you blindfold an Asian? With dental floss."
"My dad only lets me keep 2 pet ravens at a time Nevermore"
"A great tribute from the Brazil team to Neymar. He couldn't play so the rest of the players decided not to either."
"What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex? One makes your whole day the other makes your hole weak!"