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Joke of the Day

"What is the hardest part about eating a vegetable? The wheelchair."

"Did you know hippos kill more people than sharks every year? No one has ever seen a hippo kill a shark."

"How do you know the name of a Pokemon? It will tell you."

"I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry."

"Right before I left the house my wife asked me if I filled out my organ donor information and now I'm hesitant to start the car."

"Where do cousins come from? Ant holes"

"Women are like pickup trucks. Men with poor taste usually want to add a lift kit."

"Oral Misgivings Q: How can you tell if your date really digs oral sex? A: She hikes up her skirt every time you yawn."

"Q: Why didn't Intel call the Pentium the 586? A: Because they added 486 and 100 on the first Pentium and got 585.999983605."

"""Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus"" is on, followed by ""Mega Shark vs Crocasaurus"". Nice job, SyFy. Way to GIVE AWAY THAT GIANT OCTOPUS LOSES."