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Joke of the Day
"Why did the protester cross the road? To get to the Occupy! EDIT: To get to the other side/Occupy?"
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"The ISIS have recruited a new rapper... They're calling him the real Islam shady!"
"Life is like a Penis It's simple, relaxed and hanging free most of the time. It's women who make it hard."
"What's the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man one bicycle? A tire."
"ATTRACTIVE WOMAN: What time is it? ME: Haha. Yeah definitely"
"I'm getting my hacked GTAV account back! Said no one"
"Ex girlfriends are like a box of chocolates. They'll kill your dog."
"*covers himself in Nutella to hide his body heat from the Predator*"
"I just found out I'm going to be a father!!! My wife will be pretty mad when she finds out."
"[Sirens] Dude open the door! *barricading* How do i know you're not 1 of them?! Were you bit?! What?! Do you not know what a hurricane is?"