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Joke of the Day
"My boss thinks that homosexuality is a disease, so I'm calling in gay tomorrow."
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"I asked Princess Leia why her and Han weren't going to make it... She said it is because ""Han shot first."""
"what do you call a snobbish criminal going down the stairs? *""I don't know. What?""* a condescending con descending."
"Here's an oldie but a goodie. Your Mom."
"So I'm trying to get my husband to go to Paris with me but so far my best argument has been, ""I will kill you in your sleep."""
"What do you award to someone who comments in a thread from a month ago? Reddit Old"
"How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 13 million illegal aliens? Juan by Juan"
"A son Whale asks a father Whale ""Where did I come from?"" The father Whale replies ""From my penis"" The son Whale says ""Oh....thanks"" Father Whale says ""You're Whalecum"""
"I've been diagnosed with a type of amnesia where I deny the existence of certain 80s bands. there is no cure."
"Kids so mixed... They won't show up in black and white pictures."