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Joke of the Day
"Why can't Helen Keller drive? ...Because she's dead."
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"Wanna hear the best knock knock joke? Yes? Okay, but you gotta start off. * You: okay... knock knock. * Me: Who's there? * You: ... * Me: .. * You: ....... * Me: thats the joke, fool."
"What's the difference between light beer and having sex in a boat? Nothing. They're both fucking near water."
"Want to hear a joke? Tess Holliday."
"A girl drinks 4 cosmos over a span of 60 minutes. 25 mins later, she texts 3 of her besties. How many emojis will she use? Show your work."
"What do you call a Tumblr user who identifies as a device which inflates a tire? A pumpkin!"
"How do birds record their songs ? On duck tape !"
"Statistics say that 30% of women are on medication for some sort of mental issue... That means there are 70% running around out there unmedicated..."
"whats the diffrence between a tornado and a divorce in the south? nothing. sombodys losing a trailer!"
"Doctor doctor people keep telling me I'm ugly! Lay on the couch face down."