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Joke of the Day

"whats the diffrence between a tornado and a divorce in the south? nothing. sombodys losing a trailer!"

"It must be tough to live in Europe. There's neither land nor way.."

"I hate porn that develops too much story line. I actually watched till the end and forgot to"

"Probably too soon... But it looks like Peaches Geldof doesn't like Mondays, either."

"A priest, a pedophile, and a rapist walk into a bar... He sits down and orders a drink."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Amanda ! Amanda who ? Amanda the table!"

"I ordered some glue online but it hasn't arrived yet Must have gotten stuck in the post."

"TIL Calaway's Law states that ""the best way to get the right answer on the Internet is not to ask a question, it's to post the wrong answer."" Now we wait."

"Always give 100% at work: 12% Monday, 23% Tuesday, 40% Wednesday, 20% Thursday, 5% Friday."

"What is black and white and red all over, and spins in circles? A nun who has a spear in her, going through a vevolving door."