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Joke of the Day

"Wanna hear the best knock knock joke? Yes? Okay, but you gotta start off. * You: okay... knock knock. * Me: Who's there? * You: ... * Me: .. * You: ....... * Me: thats the joke, fool."

"What do you call a wandering caveman? A Meanderthal I'll go now."

"My mom pops out from under the table while I'm on a date. She's always been a good eater. You see her hips? Good hips. Stand up, show him-"

"A joke about Batman my 4yo. brother came up with Knock, knock Who's there? Batman Batman who? Bruce Wayne!"

"My 4 year old thought it was pretty cool that Simba could do whatever he wanted after Mufasa died. This is concerning."

"Have you ever tried eating a clock? It's very time consuming. EDIT: Also, I don't want my time to go to waist. Courtesy of /u/Carter127"

"Whats invisible and smells like carrots? Bunny farts! Yup ya walked right into that one"

"Anger; the feeling that makes your mouth work faster than your mind."

"A man goes to a barber shop... ""How much for a haircut?"" ""$20"" answers the barber. ""What about shaving?"" ""$10"" ""Okay, shave my head, please."""

"How many blind men would it take to change a light bulb? Why the fuck would a blind man need a light bulb?"