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Joke of the Day

"A baby seal walks into a club... That's it. A baby seal walks into a club. o_o"

"A Norwegian, a Swede and a Finn are on an island The Norwegian shoots the other two."

"Why is everyone investing in Ireland? ... because the capital is always Dublin!"

"orange in the 60s, mus in the 70s, poon in the 80s, wu in the 90s. - the history of tang"

"Did you know that the Coast Guard is the only branch of military with a minimum required height of 6feet? It's so if their boat sinks they can walk to shore."

"In Canada alcoholics go to EhEh meetings."

"What did the father buffalo say to his son when he left the farm? Bison"

"I have a serious salad problem... ...it needs a dressing."

"Some days I think my mental health is coming along nicely, other days I'm vaguely jealous of turtles."

"What's the most fucked up joke you know that is not racist in any way? Lemme have it."