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Joke of the Day
"Do you know how electricity works? The truth may shock you."
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"I found three french fries inside my $1 McDouble. Dream big, kids. Anything is possible."
"I woke up hungover to the sound of my neighbour mowing his lawn. He will just have to mow around me because I'm not moving.."
"Why do black people only have nightmares? Because we shot the last one who had a dream."
"Why was the rabbit hopping in circles? Because I shot its leg off."
"I've never been interrogated, but I have ordered a sandwich at subway, so I think I'm prepared."
"What's the dirtiest thing ever said at a gay bar? ""Excuse me sir, do you mind if I push in your stool?"""
"Wife: Guess what I did Me: Captured Bigfoot? Wife: I got a great deal on kid's clothes Me: Just so I'm clear, Bigfoot is still out there?"
"They say a woman does better research than the FBI... Good thing a man can hide secrets better than the CIA."
"If I had a dollar for every person over 40 that told me my generation sucks I could afford a house in the economy they ruined."