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Joke of the Day

"If I had a dollar for every person over 40 that told me my generation sucks I could afford a house in the economy they ruined."

"What is the first thing men newborns do before first breath? Give head to their mom"

"Trump should have called his rally in Chicago a ""job fair"" non of the protesters would've been there"

"Just showed my 4 yo niece that I can still do a cartwheel and now she is showing me where the ice packs are."

"New rule: You're not allowed to be condescending unless you can spell it."

"Emotional Wedding I went to a wedding last week. It was very emotional. Even the cake was in tiers. (Credit to pigoletto on the FUNNY subreddit)"

"I went to the zoo, which is unfortunately closing due to a lack of visitors, and all that was left to see was... the going out of business snail."

"Why are Native American strippers the best? When they dance they make it rain."

"What do you call a cold homie? A chilly dog."

"Asia and his father are playing a board game. Asia's father takes his turn. He looks at Asia and says, ""Europe, Asia."""