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Joke of the Day

"They say a woman does better research than the FBI... Good thing a man can hide secrets better than the CIA."

"There's safety in numbers. Tell that to 6 million Jews."

"What do you call a woman with a bicycle on her head ? Petal !"

"a cowboy dog walks into a town He goes right into the saloon and says,"" I'm looking fer the varmint that shot my pa' ""."

"What do you call a pretend railway ? A play station !"

"Damn it mom. Boy: Mom do I look good? Mom: Ask your girlfriend. Boy: I don't have a girlfriend. edit: ."

"My friend told me ""the first stage is grief"" ""Isn't it denial?"" I replied. ""No, not for me"""

"TIL when nursery rhymes are playing in the car but your child is no longer in the car then the songs were probably never for him in the first place."

"Why don't the citizens of Boston build igloos? Meh. They just aren't in' uit."

"There's a silver lining for survivors of the Nepal earthquake... They felt the city breaking, And everybody was shaking, But they were stayin' alive. Stayin' alive."