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Joke of the Day
"Why do black people only have nightmares? Because we shot the last one who had a dream."
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"How many Highlanders does it take to screw in a lightbulb? THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE."
"*bark* ""What's that Lassie?"" *bark bark* ""Timmy's stuck in a loveless marriage with an overly critical wife?"" *bark* ""Ooh, dinnertime."""
"Donated his brain to science before he was done using it."
"How many Mexicans does it take to change a light bulb ? Just Juan."
"Where did the burgers go after their wedding? On a bun-eymoon!"
"A Russian doctor is treating his patient. *""Take this for insomnia... take this for depression... and take this for anxiety.""* *""Thank you Doctor, but do you have any other medicine besides Vodka?""*"
"I'd rather have leg hands than arm feet."
"I stopped a kidnapping today.. I woke him up"
"Iran is 3 billion dollars short of hiding a Nuclear program What can they do to get the money?"