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Joke of the Day

"Once I get tan this summer there's going to be literally only one thing that can stop me: simple carbohydrates"

"You really shouldn't mess with rickshaw drivers They run the streets."

"I have a great joke Newcastle United"

"Isn't it great to live in the 21st century? Where deleting history has become more important than making it."

"What's the difference between a lentil and a chickpea? I've never begged to have a lentil on my face"

"Menstruation jokes are not funny. Period."

"Racism at its best Eeny meeny miney moe Catch a blacky by the toe If he holler make him pay By picking cotton for a day"

"Scientists have finally discovered the secret of longevity of hedgehogs... ...It turns out, there is no secret. They don't even live that long."

"Knock Knock Walter White: knock knock. Skyler : knock knock who? Walter White: I am the one who knocks."

"Biker mimes If a group of mimes forms a motorcycle gang.... Do they have to drive electric bikes?"