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Joke of the Day

"Racism at its best Eeny meeny miney moe Catch a blacky by the toe If he holler make him pay By picking cotton for a day"

"So my ex-wife is a bird lover... she always wanted a black cockatoo"

"What's the best part about dating an epileptic? You don't have to pay for a vibrator."

"A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar... He orders a drink."

"How to get a girl to like you: 1. Become a lion tamer 2. Release a lion on her 3. Tame it right before it kills her 4. Take her to Chili's?"

"Why do orthodox rabbis like lemonade so much? Because, it's acidic juice."

"Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman."

"Whats the difference between an anal thermometer and an oral thermometer? the taste!"

"Whats the worst animal to play cards with? A Cheetah."

"You're the Thelma to my Louise. The Ben to my Jerry. The Kanye to my Kanye."