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Joke of the Day

"Racism at its best Eeny meeny miney moe Catch a blacky by the toe If he holler make him pay By picking cotton for a day"

"Donald Trump wants to build a wall between USA and Mexico... It's okay, we have tunnels."

"Yo mama is so fat...that she makes Godzilla look like an action figure"

"Trump protester: it's impossible to round up 11 million people and ship them somewhere. Trump supporter: why are you denying the Holocaust"

"Wanted to make a voldemort joke but this whole subreddit nose it"

"The U.S. military is like a drunk frat boy. If you really believe it's pulling out before something bad happens, joke's on you, buddy."

"If you've never heard a 9 minute version of ""Girl From Ipanema"", then you weren't just inside my head while my co-worker was talking to me."

"All of the Apple fanboys are missing the main feature they can hold over android users Their nude pictures are automatically synced to 4chan and reddit."

"I went on a date with a Vacuum Salesperson last night... It sucked."

"What do a battleship and a belly button ring have in common? They're both Naval units."