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Joke of the Day

"Isn't it great to live in the 21st century? Where deleting history has become more important than making it."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bark ! Bark who ? Bark you car on the drive !"

"I also like my women how I like my coffee. I don't like coffee."

"Me: When does karaoke start? Him: Never. Me: But I put my ""I ? Karaoke"" t-shirt on. Him: We noticed. Me: This is the worst funeral ever."

"What do you call an old man whose retarded? Bernie Sanders!!"

"Small town waitresses have either been there for 26 years or it's their first day."

"What happens when the USSR gets back together? A Soviet Reunion."

"I once farted in the Apple Store and everybody got pissed It's not my fault they don't have Windows"

"What's the best part about going to a concert in Paris? Free Shots"

"In baseball, why does it take longer to get from second to third than any other bases? Because there's a short stop in between."