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Joke of the Day

"How many lead trumpets does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, he just holds the light bulb up, and the world revolves around him."

"What does the tree says in autumn ? Leaf me alone."

"What do call a Nazi that takes bribes? Paid-off Hitler!"

"What do you get when you cross an agnostic, insomniac and a dyslexic? Someone who lies awake at night if there really is a dog."

"What did one TCP packet say to the other TCP packet? 0x809ACC0E!"

"[Job interview] -Are you going to just keep spinning around in that chair? Sorry. I didn't think we started yet."

"A little girl asks her mom, ""Why am I getting my Christmas presents in August?"" Her mom replies, ""Because it's cheaper than chemotherapy."""

"Look At Me Darling Man Looked His Naked Body In Mirror And Said To The Wife Man: ""Look 70 Kgs Of Pure Dynamite"" Wife Smiled And Reply: ""But Shame On The 5cm Fuse"""

"Golf ball sized hail wouldn't be so destructive if we just made golf balls a lot smaller."

"Why do chefs put so much effort into baking cakes? Because you only get out what you pudding."